Well, Friday night was my FIL’s birthday so we went out to dinner to celebrate.
Suddenly Gavin had to use the bathrooms so we made a made dash.
Since he’s only three, I still bring him in the ladies room with me.
So we get in there and someone is in the handicap stall already so we take the one next to it as it is the only available. I understand I’m not handicap but it’s much easier to use since there is room for both of us.
He’s just about to pee and we hear a toot from the stall next to us. Gavin giggles and says “Mommy I heard you make a stinky” and I try to not laugh and say “Gavin that wasn’t me!” “Oh”
He’s done and he goes to pull up his pants and the lady toots again. Gavin- I hope her stinkies don’t stink Mommy. She won’t stop.
The lady on the other side of us burst out laughing.
I’m not mortified and I peek under the stall. The woman tooting is clearly plopped on the seat by the way her feet were swung out. ugh.
We open the door to wash our hands and again she toots.
Gavin yells- You should say excuse me. It’s rude to make stinkies.
The other lady burst out laughing while walking out the door and said to Gavin- “At least you have manner young man” all stern.
I wanted to sink through the floor.
Do you have a time your kids did this to you?
Add Your Comment